DJ Suss D for President

DJ Suss D

for

President

R.O.w.M.P

The Repressed Qlder White Men Platform

Finally ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.

Because whats good for women is good for men.

An Extractive Corporations Tax to pay for free Education, Healthcare, Childcare and Decentralized Green Infrastructure. End clear cutting by appointing an ambassador of nature and stop unnecessary wars with the wrong countries.

Ultimately, its for their own good.

As a key part of a Restorative Justice Program:

Mandatory sex therapy for repressed older white men.

We’re mostly good people but we cause a lot of problems.

He’s already negotiated a pledge from Big Porn: They will stop making porn if we solve the worlds problems. He’s made the same offer to weapons manufacturers, Ben Affleck and Justin Bieber.

He’s looking for a young Alphabet as a running mate and pledges to die during his first hundred days in office.

Greta is not old enough for office. He thought of that.

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